The Hater Nation takes rather hilarious aim at the Minnesota Vikings recently released Code of Conduct. Example:
Section 1, Paragraph 29: Report any illegal ticket scalping to your head coach immediately.
and:
Section 32, Paragraph 1a: If you are going to do drugs, even once in a blue moon, please let us know ahead of time so Matt Birk can take your drug test.
Heh.
I couldn’t stop laughing when I first saw that they had given out the code of conduct…I mean how detailed did they get? 77 pages?