Super Freak Randy Moss Video

You gotta just shake your head in amazement when you think of teams like the 49ers who, through some cruel cosmic joke on the rest of the league, are able to field two Hall of Fame quaterbacks one right after the other, Joe Montana becomes Steve Young, without missing a beat, or, shall we say, pass.

Vikings fans have some inkling of what it must be like because we have had the great good fortune of watching one certain future Hall of Famer and another who, if he remains healthy, will almost equally certainly be a Hall of Famer. If you’re a bit slow on the uptake, I’m talking about recievers Cris Carter and Randy Moss. It’s not comparable to having two Hall of Fame quaterbacks, but it’s the next best thing.

Randy Moss Video

The reason I was thinking of this is that I stumbled across a Randy Moss highlight video on a Viking fan site called Purple Dawgs. The Purple Dawgs are Viking tailgaters who party in a purple van.

While clicking around on the site, I found a QuickTime video of highlights from Moss’ rookie season that is phenomenally well done. I don’t know if someone connected with the site created the video, or if they found it and are just hosting it at their site. I’ve sent an email inquiry but to date I’ve had no response.

You do have to see the video. It’s set to the song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. The video uses a comic book theme in which Moss is the superhero and morphs from comic-book like animation to live action. It’s worth the download wait both for cleverness of the artistry as well as for, of course, all those astounding Moss catches.

The Plan – Psycho Suzi’s

The plan was to go to Psycho Suzi’s for a few beers and then head somewhere to watch the Vikings/Falcons game. That was the plan, anyway. And as you know, the best laid plans of mice and men…

The game started early at 6:30 and because I knew this, I was very careful to point out the fact to anyone who would listen. Though plenty of people listened, I very much doubt anyone heard me because three or four pitchers of Summit later, there we still were, not watching TV forty minutes into the game.

I beg your indulgence while I digress…

Psycho Suzi‘s: If you’ve never been, you must. It’s located in Northeast Minneapolis at Marshall and Lowrey. Think of an old A & W drive-in restaurant converted into a bar with a goth/tiki theme, park Billy Idol out front as the doorman/bouncer, and you get an idea of what Psycho Suzi’s is all about. They sell beers like Schmidt and Schlitz and Blatz by the can, they serve deviled eggs as appetizers, and the descriptions on their drink menu often describe everthing but the ingredients.

There is outdoor seating, which is good because many of the customers are smokers. And there are plenty of suicide girls [don’t go here during work hours] on staff and as clientel.

So, as I said, I didn’t get to see the first part of the game. In fact, I didn’t get to see the first two touchdowns. But I did see the replay on Moss‘ touchdown bomb and who did he beat but Falcon’s first-round pick, Cornerback DeAngelo Hall.

Dude, Onterrio Smith Got Busted

Mike Tice says that the Vikings’ starters may play into the second quarter and Falcons coach Jim Mora, while non-committal about Michael Vick, has indicated that his starters will probably play into the second quarter as well.

That will be nice because it will give Vikings fans plenty of time to watch running back Onterrio Smith, whom it looks like will be joining Kenny Mixon in exile for the first four games of the season. KFAN broke the story that the sophomore back faces a suspension for violating the NFL substance-abuse policy. The KFAN story points out that it is the third violation that triggers the four-game suspension. They speculate that Smith may have entered the league in the first phase of the policy due to substance abuse problems in college.

The violation? He tested positive for marijuana. Smith was tossed out of the University of Tennessee after testing positive for pot and, in 2001, was arrested for drunken driving. This all explains why the guy fell into the fourth round to the Vikings. It’s a bit hard to complain, considering that at the time he was widely considered among the top three tailbacks in the draft. It’s the price you pay, I guess.

Kevin Seifert of the Star Tribune reports that if any appeal fails, Smith "will be ineligible to play until the Oct. 17 game at New Orleans. He also will forfeit four game checks, worth $71,764." [My emphasis.] Well, O., I hope it was good ganja, ’cause that’s one mighty expensive joint! In the same story, the Strib also reports "Second-year player Larry Ned, who likely would have been a final cutdown casualty, now almost certainly will make the team. "

Hmmm….currrrrious. I wonder if Ned and O. hang out together?

Finally, from the Dubious Declaration Department, this: Viking Update‘s Smith story closes with this doozie of a sentence, "Smith remains with the team in Atlanta, but his long term future has come into question."

Really?!? I guess that’s true in as much as any player’s long-term future is in doubt in the NFL. The Vikings passed on a chance to sign a replacement for perennial trouble-maker Kenny Mixon during the offseason, knowing that he’d be suspended for the first four games, so why would the Vikings abandon O. Smith? They paid a clearance sale price for the guy by drafting him in the fourth round and if he continues to perform the way he has, there’s no reason to think the Vikings will all of a sudden dump him because of his first suspension, especially when you consider how deep we are at running back.

Falcons’ top pick (eighth overall) DeAngelo Hall will get a major test today lining up against Randy Moss. The delightful benefits of the mismatch created by making a rookie cover Moss usually accrue to Vikings fans, but you never know; I seem to recall expecting the same when Moss first lined up against one Mike McKenzie, who, at the end of the day, didn’t do such a bad job against Super Freak.

Speaking of cornerbacks: As the Strib’s Seifert points out, with Brian Williams out, tonight’s game will be a good test of the Vikings’ secondary depth.

While reporters interviewing reporters smacks far too much of journalistic incest for my tastes, it nevertheless provides some context to the great videos of the team at training camp that the Star Tribune hosts in their multimedia section. The video features sports editor Willard Woods interviewing beat writer Seifert as the voice-over that accompanies the pictures.

Lastly, another annoying journalistic idiosyncrasy is the way that media outlets handle swear words. I understand that kids will be reading the paper–especially regarding the sports section–and you’d get an avalanche of criticism if you printed those swear words. but it does beg the question of who, exactly, they’re fooling.

Last Wednesday, the Pioneer Press had a textbook example. In a story about Tice’s goofy attempt at instilling the power of positive thinking in his team, the paper printed this quote by Coach Tice: "I told them, if you walk around telling yourself you feel like (junk), you’ll feel like (junk)."

He’s saying "shit," right? I mean, that’s what I’d say. The word gives the sentence a natural feel: "I told them, if you walk around telling yourself you feel like shit, you’ll feel like shit." It is, I’d hazard to guess, a fairly frequently used word from Tice’s lexicon. Do you really think the kids reading that don’t get what word he’s really using?

Online Buzz – Vikings vs. Falcons

Online Showdown – Most Popular Searches

If the frequency with which people are searching online for Vikings versus Falcons information is any indication, the Purple should crush the Falcons tomorrow. How do I know this? It’s my job to know; it’s what I do…[FADE IN TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]…I’m a search engine marketing expert! And so, having such highly-valued skills, expertise, and knowldege, I thought I’d put them to work for Vikings fans worldwide. (That’s how much I care.)

The following graph (see my methodology below) shows just how much more popular Minnesota Vikings related searches are versus Atlanta Falcons searches. Most people using general phrases to find information on the team (e.g. "minnesota vikings") or they are looking for team-related merchandise (e.g. "minnesota vikings seat covers"). Among the Vikings-related searches is one that Vikings fans will find particularly painful: "minnesota vikings vick 173 highlights." Ouch. That was the December 1, 2002 game in which Michael Vick rushed for 173 yards while beating the Vikings in overtime.

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But if you go by individual player searches, the Vikings don’t fare too well. Michael Vick-related searches (3,634) outnumbered searches for all the Vikings players I tracked combined (2,948). Poor Daunte Culpepper: There were only 266 searches for information on him. With the exception of Michael Vick, Randy Moss gets more searches than all other Falcon players I tracked combined. But he’s not the most-searched-for Viking: That honor belongs to professional wrestler cum defensive tackle Brock Lesnar. Marcus Robinson edges out both Falcons receivers Peerless Price and Dez White combined. But the Falcons beat the Vikings on head-to-head matchups between running backs (Warrick Dunn gets 108 searches versus Michael Bennett‘s 64) and first round picks (DeAngelo Hall gets 55 to Kenechi Udeze‘s 15).

Michael Vick Is Gay Rumor

Searches for information on Michael Vick were inflated somewhat due to the Internet hoax that Vick had come out of the closet (he’s denied it on a radio show): Of Vick’s 3,634 searches, 438 were related to the gay hoax.

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Methodology: I’ve compiled searches from the Wordtracker.com database, filtered the searches for irrelevent search phrases, and the resultant charts are based on those phrases. The numbers cited are a compilation of related searches; so, for example, for "Minnesota Vikings" searches, I add all related searches together (e.g. "minnestoa vikings" and "mn vikings", etc.) to arrive at a total seach number. These numbers were compiled today, August 19, 2004 and reflect the number of times people have searched during the past 60 days.

Behold, The Bright Football Player!

The Pioneer PressJason Williams runs with the obligatory "smart athlete" story today with his article "Scholar-athlete Moore seeks a less hectic lifestyle." Moore is definitely a very impressive young man but I always get a kick out of these stories because it’s like, hey! the guy’s smart! You’ll recall that we had the same stories when Robert Smith was our running back. I guess it must say something about say something about your average professional football player if having a smart guy on the team is such a novelty story to reporters. Still, it seems awfully stereotypical.

Vikings For Sale…Again?

The locals all focus on the nascent investor group from Arizona looking to maybe buy the Vikings. It’s a story I’m not that interested in, frankly; having watched and commented on the stadium battles over the years, it ain’t something I get all worked up about anymore.

I very much doubt the Vikings are going anywhere, regardless of who owns them and not because of their "iron-clad" Metrodome lease. I don’t think they’re going anywhere because at the end of the day, the Vikings (and, for that matter, the Twins) aren’t just another business. They’re an emotion. They’re are our memories.

John Holler‘s piece at Viking Update illustrates what I mean. The title of the article–"Et Tu, Red?"–betrays Holler’s emotions. In the article, he talks about his memories around which the Vikings revolve. And there’s the rub. Professional sports teams are perhaps the only type of business to which ordinary people have such an intense emotional attachment.

Finally, though, I believe the Vikings will eventually get a new stadium for purely pragmatic reasons: If we let them leave, five years from that date we will be clamoring to bring the NFL back to town and we will be promising to build a state of the art stadium to lure a team here.

And that stadium will cost a hell of a lot more than a stadium we build to prevent the team from leaving in the first place.

God And Lawsuits

Today’s Strib has a good article by Mark Craig on the Vikings’ depth at cornerback, examining who might step up in the wake of Brian Williams‘ injury. Regarding the fifth cornerback position, Mike Tice is quoted as saying, "Somebody wants it bad. We’ll find out who." Do I detect a bit of desperate motivation there?

Great line of the day goes to Pioneer Press‘ Brian Hamilton for this beauty in his article Receiving corps catching on: "And then there was the Vikings’ receiving corps, careening around the learning curve at a fairly audacious speed in their exhibition debut Saturday night."

The great thing about the Vikings’ official site is that they post audio clips of news conferences. New Real Audio feeds were posted yesterday, including Tice talking about training camp practice and about the team’s win over the Cardinals, as well as Culpepper talking about playing against Denny Green.

Fantasy Interview – God Bleeds Purple

I have a fantasy interview I’d love to see because I love the absurd and the unexpected and, annoyingly, post-game interviews have almost become predictable. I’d love to see a post-game interview with an NFL football player that begins like this:

Q: You had six catches for 123 yards and four touchdowns in an overwhelming victory. How do you feel?

A: Well, first I want to praise the Lord our God for making this all possible. He obviously wanted us to kick their asses all over the field. Their evil was palpable and it is clear that God used us not just to smite them but to humiliate Lucifer’s minions.

You’ll understand my annoyance if you caught the interview by KSTP TV’s Joe Schmit with Mewelde Moore after the game Saturday.

The rookie running back was being interviewed, of course, because of his 39-yard touchdown run in the 3rd quarter against the Cardinals’ second- and third-stringers. Moore was the beneficiary of outstanding blocking and mostly just ran down the field with a fighter-escort by the name of Nate Burleson to fend off any would-be tacklers. It was a nice run nonetheless.

The first thing out of Moore’s mouth after Schmit asked him about his run was the familiar refrain of I just want to take this time to thank the Lord Almighty for the blah blah blah blah. My friends and I instantly rolled our eyes and tuned out.

Remember the 1998 team with Cris Carter pointing skyward after touchdowns and slapping the viewer upside the head with God during his interviews; or Randall Cunningham spending most of his interview minutes evangelizing; the post-game prayer circles? I’d become so convinced that God bled purple and gold that I had a crisis of faith when the Vikes blew it against the Falcons in the NFC Championship Game.

O God, why hast thou forsaken us?

I wish I’d had the idea at the beginning of the season rather than mid-season, but I was going to keep a running tally of Christians and Heathens on the Vikings’ roster for that season. I was going to put halos next to the names of Vikings who had publicly praised God (Carter, Cunningham, Hitchcock) and horns next to the names of Vikings I suspected of Heathenism (Robert Smith–who, I might add, has subsequently confirmed my suspicions in his new book).

McKinnie’s Confession

Today is the first time I’d bothered to read the Star Tribune‘s Vikings Diary series written by tackle Bryant McKinnie. Call me crazy, but I calculated that the odds were not all that good that a young kid busy with a professional football career would 1) not have much time to devote to a weekly column, 2) very likely would be a pretty awful writer, and 3) as a current player, would probably not provide any insight into the game for fear of either tipping the team’s hand to opponents or saying anything potentially controversial.

Well, after reading the article I was right about the absence of any football insight. The article is pretty much as advertised: A diary. A personal diary. Meaning, I got up this morning and had breakfast and then had to go to a team meeting and after that, blah blah blah blah blah. Boooooorrrring.

There is one interesting thing in McKinnie’s diary and it is notable primarily because it demonstrates the kind of lack of forethought you sorta expect from a kid in his early twenties. McKinnie writes:

"I spent my time burning some new CDs. I’ve got a friend in Miami that sends me all the new songs that are coming out down there…He sends them to me on e-mail, and I put them on a CD so I can listen to them before a game."

Hmm. It seems to me that admitting that you violate copyright laws in a major metropolitan daily, explaining exactly how you do it, and then pointing straight at the evidence might run you afoul of the Recording Industry Association of America. I would even go so far as to suggest that as a high-profile professional football player, McKinnie might be a juicy six foot eight target for one of RIAA’s infamous subpoenas.

Minnesota Vikings Vs. Arizona Cardinals

Monday Morning Quarterbacking

Predictably, the Tice/Green rivalry hype amounted to much radio talk show sound and a lot of column-inch fury signifying pretty much nothing at all. Much more interesting was what happened on the FieldTurf on game day.

Vikings’ Defense

For a preseason game, it was quite a delight to see the Vikings field a team that foreshadowed potential defensive prowess. Long-suffering Purple fans have to reach back to Tony Dungy to recall a time when the Vikes displayed defensive dominance. True, it was Cardinals they were playing (with an injury-depleted roster at that), but still, the Vikes had seven sacks and kept the Cards to 79 yards in the first half and allowed them to score only one field goal. The most impressive stat is that they allowed Arizona to convert only one of seven third downs in the first half.

The Pass Rush

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the front seven dominate so completely. Linebackers Smith, Newman, and Rogers had sacks and defensive linemen Lyon, Williams, Mixon and this year’s first round pick Kenechi Udeze got his first sack and impressively batted down a pass. Hell, the guys on KFAN even generously gave Chris Hovan credit for knocking down a pass that was really just thrown at his head!

Digression: Hovan now has no excuse to whine about being double-teamed. If Hovan doesn’t produce with the talent he’s got around him this year we’ll know that it wasn’t his weight that produced his dismal 2003 campaign but that he was just a flash in the pan. And that would make him…a Dennis Green defensive draft pick!

The Linebackers

It’s easy to get carried away with the performance of our new-look linebacker corps because second-round pick Dontarrious Thomas was flying around the field, somewhat allaying my concerns about the linebacking corps being the weak link on defense. So it is wise remember that this was just one preseason game, and that our linebackers are, as Pioneer Press reporter Greg Johnson writes, fast but raw.

The Secondary

The secondary played a solid game but it’s hard to know how much of that play to attribute to the talent of the DBs or to the effectiveness of the pass rush. The major concern here, is the injury to Brian Williams, who may miss the opener against Dallas with a sprained ankle.

Vikings’ Offense

Randy Moss looked as spectacular as usual on his 48-yard touchdown catch. It was tough to tell from the replay whether the Cardinals’ safety simply took a bad angle or made a poor tackle attempt on Moss’ touchdown play, or if it was Moss’ adjustment that made the safety miss. Either way, the play made me think of how remarkably agile Moss is in positioning his body. One of the things you worry about when you’ve got a 6’4" receiver–especially when they catch passes over the middle as Moss has increasingly done since Cris Carter left–is that they’re gonna break!

You take a tall, lanky guy like Moss, send him across the middle, toss him a pass high enough that he has to go airborne to catch it, and it’s highly likely that a safety is going to nail him in mid-air and potentially do some serious damage.

But I can’t ever recall Moss getting decked and I think that’s because 1) he’s got great field awareness and therefore knows where everyone is on the field, and 2) he seems to instinctively sense where he should position his body both to make catches and to avoid hits. If I’m right, he may put up career numbers that could be untouchable for a long time.

Speaking of taking hits, Nate Burleson seems to know how to take them pretty well. On his first catch, he absolutely got clocked, hung onto the ball and coolly got up and signaled a first down. He also had that nice, juggling, look-what-I-found catch.

It was great to see Marcus Robinson muscle down the sidelines on his 55-yard catch but the one that Robinson just dropped looked like a sure touchdown because he was cutting in on the safety and had the angle to break any attempted tackle.

It seems that Daunte Culpepper can only work on one aspect of his game per year; last year it was reducing his fumbles, the year before that it was becoming a "student of the game." This year it is reducing his interceptions. So it was an inauspicious beginning with his gimmie interception on a bomb to Moss into triple coverage. The thing is, Moss had a step on the coverage and if Culpepper had thrown the ball earlier, it could have been a touchdown. His slow recognition has been a weakness in Daunte’s game that if fixed, would go a long way toward reducing his interceptions.

Vikings’ Kicking Game

Everyone seemed to want to give placekicker Aaron Elling a break. Both the TV crew covering the game and the KFAN crew during halftime blamed Elling’s missed 51-yard field goal attempt on Punter/Holder Darren Bennett‘s delay in placing the ball. Well, yeah, but Bennett did get the ball down for Elling to kick it, Elling did kick the ball, he had enough distance but it sailed on him. And accuracy is the issue with Elling.

But not just accuracy. Elling’s leg strength has got to be raising some questions because two of his kickoffs were caught at the ten yard line! Tice has professed faith in Elling and refused to bring in veteran competition but nevertheless, you gotta ask, if both his accuracy and leg strength are suspect, what are you left with? Answer: Dan Orner.

Bill Schneider Phones It In

When you decide to do a weekly segment on television news, you’d better be prepared to stretch your credibility on occasion when there is no news that fits your formula.

And so it is with CNN’s alleged "political analyst" Bill Schneider‘s Play of the Week on the news channel’s weekly Inside Politics show.

Today Schneider awarded the Political Play of the Week to Hurricane Charley. He justifies bestowing the award on the force of nature pounding the Florida coast by making the point that "People said this election could turn on events: a terrorist attack; a sudden upturn or downturn in the economy; the capture of Osama bin Laden," but nobody suspected one of those events could be a hurricane.

According to Schneider’s penetrating insight, "The outcome of this election could be in Charley’s hands" because "Voters all over the country will be paying attention to how the government responds" and that could affect the political fates of both Bushes, George and Jeb.

Well, I guess it could, Bill, but it requires more suspension of disbelief than I’m capable of. It assumes that Hurricane Charley will be disastrous enough to have political ramifications. That, of course, remains to be seen.

More importantly, it assumes that both Jeb and George Bush don’t understand basic politics. If you remember your Politics 101 class, you’ll recall that a fundamental tenant of keeping your constituents happy is by pulling out all the stops in the wake of a natural disaster.

I’m not normally that generous to either Bush but I’m willing to give them this much: I’m confident that there’s a 99.9 percent chance that the Bushes will pull out all the stops if they need to in Florida.

Unfortunately, this sorry excuse for analysis is far too common for Schneider but, hey, it’s a good gig if you can get it.

The Rivalry/Denny Green’s Return

The media’s theme of the week for the Cardinals game has clearly been The Return Of Denny Green. The NFL schedulers handed the lead to the reporters by making the rematch the first preseason game and it only made the story more irresistible when Green was hired; so sports reporters ran with it.

There have been stories all week about Green’s return, so why should we expect anything different when there might be other interesting stories to report? What’s clear from the reporting is that Green is not all about making a big deal over his return. While I’m definitely no fan of the guy, I gotta sympathize with him. It’s a preseason game, fer Chrissakes!

Pioneer Press reporter Brian Hamilton‘s "Repeat after Green: Just another game" is a wry piece on Green’s return with this wonderful opening line: "The high road apparently does not have an offramp, even after two years." That was from yesterday. Today Hamilton’s story on Tice wanting to win preseason games to establish a winning mentality fuels the rivalry/revenge angle

The Strib runs with Mark Craig‘s story "Camp Fear," about Green’s politically motivated personnel moves. Sound familiar? That story is a sidebar to Craig’s main piece about the Cards skeptical "fan base" (why not just fans?). Kevin Seifert goes with the story about Tice’s emphasis on preseason wins.

Sports sycophant/columnist Sid Hartman balances things out by pointing to some of Green’s better qualities: Four division titles, two NFC championship games. Sure, Sid, but he did not win any of those championship games and he got 10 years to try.

Me, I can’t wait to see just how good this Minneapolis kid Larry Fitzgerald, Jr. really is.

Fear & Loathing In Purplesville

Going into the first pre-season game against the Cardinals, Vikings’ fans have several things to wring their hands over. Chief among those worries are two players who’ve spent plenty of time on injured reserve and a placekicker who, apparently, cannot hit the side of a barn.

Shank

Both papers have been following Aaron Elling‘s kicking misfortunes for the past few days but today the PPress’ Bob Sansevere is the first one to suggest that maybe it’s time to panic. Elling made 18 of 25 field goals last season and, Sansevere writes, Coach Mike Tice “liked what Elling did in the offseason.”

Really? 18 of 25? Remember all those times Tice went for it on fourth down last year rather than going for a field goal? What could Elling have possibly done in the offseason to restore the coach’s confidence enough to not even bring in a veteran kicker to compete with Elling during training camp? Making field goals during training camp is apparently not a criteria for Vikings kickers.

Walking Wounded

I’ve telling everyone who’ll listen that if Marcus Robinson can stay healthy and returns to the form that produced his stellar season for the Bears so many moons ago, the Vikings’ offense could be as dominant as 1998’s 15-1 team. Unfortunately, those are big ifs. And Robinson is inspiring ab-so-LUTE-ly no confidence that he’ll be what we all hope he will be for the Vikes. Robinson has been nursing injuries much of camp and yesterday the Strib reported that Robinson missed morning practice because of a tight hamstring and now Tice is saying that Nate Burleson could overtake Robinson for the number two spot.

Now, I’m a big fan of Burleson but the guy’s six feet tall and 197 pounds and not a speedster of the Randy Moss/Kelly Campbell variety. Robinson’s 6′ 3″, 215 lbs. and he’s supposed to be able to stretch the field; that’s what makes him so appealing, he fills a gap in the offense that we’ve been missing since Cris Carter left.

The frustrating thing is, we had our chances–and the money–to sign a proven free agent wide receiver this offseason but we again opted to go for inexpensive potential rather than spend some money on an all-but-sure thing.

There’s plenty of time for Robinson to prove me wrong but it’s beginning to look like we’ve got another experiment at WR.

On paper, it certainly appears that the weak, or, if you want to be more charitable, unproven link in the defense is the linebacking corps. With our projected starters of Chris Claiborne, E.J. Henderson, and Dontarrious Thomas/Mike Nattiel, we’ve traded experience for speed. Henderson and Nattiel are coming off their rookie seasons and Thomas is a rookie. Entering his sixth season, Claiborne is the savvy veteran amongst the group.

Claiborne has been hobbled during training camp after offseason surgery. It’s early in camp, of course, but the Vikes need Claiborne to remain healthy because they need his experience on the field. While it’s nice that we’ll have faster linebackers, I’m worried that quarterbacks will be able to take advantage of the group’s inexperience.

The Small Games

Yesterday, Pinoneer Press columnist Sansevere made the point that the Vikings have a rich history of dominating tougher opponents and, maddeningly, playing down to their lessers. That should bode well, as they open the season with back-to-back games against playoff teams. It’s the small games the Vikes often have problems with–they never seem to want to clean their feet on the doormats of the NFL. But as we’ve seen over the years, the Purple do play well on national television.

Sansevere quotes Claiborne and Bryant McKinnie:

“That’s what we want. That’s the key,” linebacker Chris Claiborne said. “National TV.”

Offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie, standing beside Claiborne, chimed in, saying: “You play harder on national TV. You don’t want to be embarrassed.”

And losing to the Giants, Raiders, Chargers–the Chargers!?!–and the Cardinals on the last play of the game, to end the season, and keep you from the playoffs, is not embarrassing? Curious.

Greener Pastures?

I’d been meaning to follow the Arizona newspapers to see how the press was taking to new Cardinals head coach Denny Green. I thought it’d be interesting to see how they reacted to the Dennis Green we’d come to know over 10 championshipless seasons. How’d they take to Dennyspeak (and I paraphrase: If you don’t score enough points you won’t win) ? How’d they take to Green’s front office and locker room politics? How long would the honeymoon last?

Well, the Strib’s Patrick Reusse reports that Green’s got a far tougher media audience in Arizona than he did here in the passive/aggressive Midwest. Green’s honeymoon, apparently, is over.