5 Tips For Being A More Courteous Driver, You Idiot

Cars Crawl Along In A Traffic Jam

  1. When driving at or below the speed limit, use the right-hand lane, damnit
  2. When turning, hug the curb or the inside lane so others can pass easily
  3. Use the turn signal well before you get to your turn, not just before you’re about to turn
  4. When waiting for a red light, do not position your vehicle too far away from the sensors so the light last for bloody ever
  5. If you’re driving a fast car, drive fast. That’s what they’re made for.